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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No way

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Do women wear undies under leggings?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What happened in a tent while you were camping that you will never forget?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How is it that a computer can generate a captcha but not solve it?

No go.

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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